Corrupt a wish game

alex__ib

RULES:a person posts a wish, the following one says "wish granted" and (s)he imagines the worst scenario.For example:
person1:"I wish there was peace on earth!"
person2:"Wish granted.Now the butterflies are the dominant species." Very Happy

So,here I start:

"I wish I had more maths textbooks!"

**Posted:** Sun Sep 03, 2006 10:07 am

Jashper

Wish granted. Now all the math textbooks on Earth are in Arabic.

I wish there were no hippies on Earth.

**Posted:** Sun Sep 03, 2006 10:11 am

bubka

Wish granted. They are all replaced by hippos.

I wish the hippies came back.

(By the way, this alex chap is taking popular games from other forums and putting them here. Smart of him, I should say!)

**Posted:** Sun Sep 03, 2006 10:24 am

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So long, and thanks for all the fish!

funcia

All the hippies come back. But the hippos stay(and i can't tell which is worse!)

I wish that I was a mouse(this should be easy..)*squeak*

**Posted:** Sun Sep 03, 2006 3:48 pm

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Ting-a-ling.

junggi

Wish granted. You became a mouse. mickey mouse.

I wish I was at IMO

**Posted:** Sun Sep 03, 2006 3:54 pm

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Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state.-Plato

funcia

WISH GRANTED! But you are a trash can there.

I wish I was myself.

**Posted:** Sun Sep 03, 2006 3:55 pm

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Ting-a-ling.

MysticTerminator

SUBJUNCTIVE

**Posted:** Sun Sep 03, 2006 3:58 pm

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I am THE BOB

laughinghead505

Wish granted! You are a mouse, so you are a mouse.

I wish I wasn't ever sick.

**Posted:** Sun Sep 03, 2006 4:05 pm

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-Laughinghead505 Smile

Treething

You die, preventing you from being sick again.

I wish nobody would screw this wish up.

**Posted:** Sun Sep 03, 2006 4:08 pm

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everybody loves junggi:
dude how can you even THINK that kim jong il would lose?
HE'S LIKE CHUCK NORRIS OF THE EAST

jimli · Poincare Conjecture Offline Joined: 04 May 2005 Posts: 188

Wish granted. Noone even cares about screwing your wish up.

I wish i was bald. Like DPatrick. Seriously.

**Posted:** Sun Sep 03, 2006 5:59 pm

wobster109 · Riemann Hypothesis Offline Joined: 27 Sep 2004 Posts: 274

wish granted. you are a turtle.

i wish i was arnav!!!

**Posted:** Sun Sep 03, 2006 6:02 pm

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Peace.

K81o7

Do you really? Okay...wish granted...

I wish I couldn't speak English.

**Posted:** Sun Sep 03, 2006 6:15 pm

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"Mathematical language is important. Suppose I had a language which had only the words 'ug' and 'grunt'. How would I express complex mathematics in polynomial space? I just wouldn't. I'd be screwed!" --Paul Christiano

wobster109 · Riemann Hypothesis Offline Joined: 27 Sep 2004 Posts: 274

wish granted, you can't speak english so i can't understand your wish, so your wish isn't granted, so you can speak english, so i can understand your wish, so your wish is granted. . . .

i wish for a sandwich.

**Posted:** Sun Sep 03, 2006 6:21 pm

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Peace.

PenguinIntegral

The sandwich is actually a penguin. It eats you.

I wish you would capitalize your sentences wobster.

**Posted:** Sun Sep 03, 2006 6:32 pm

wobster109 · Riemann Hypothesis Offline Joined: 27 Sep 2004 Posts: 274

WISH GRANTED. THE FIRST LETTER OF EVERY SENTENCE IS NOW CAPITALIZED.

I WISH I WERE STILL ALIVE IN MAFIA GAME 20!

**Posted:** Sun Sep 03, 2006 6:40 pm

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Peace.

Stargirl240

Wish granted. You die a moment later. Razz

I wish that more people knew about AoPS!

**Posted:** Sun Sep 03, 2006 6:53 pm

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$\alpha\Upsilon\tau\ \sigma\Gamma\ \rho\Upsilon\sigma\beta\zeta\varepsilon m\ \delta\sigma\zeta\upsilon\iota\eta\theta$

life=tennis math · Poincare Conjecture Offline Joined: 29 May 2006 Posts: 199

Wish granted. Arnav and Shobhit tell everyone they know about this site and they all spam all the boards.

I wish I could talk to penguins.

**Posted:** Sun Sep 03, 2006 6:59 pm

AdorableAddict · Hodge Conjecture Offline Joined: 02 Aug 2006 Posts: 83

Wish granted. You overheard their conspiracy of melting ice in South Pole and you committed suicide because of desperation.

I wish I know the true identity of life=tennis+math. Wink

**Posted:** Sun Sep 03, 2006 7:02 pm

MysticTerminator

k it turns out he is an undercover CIA agent so he has to kill you now

I wish to be the immortal, omnipotent lord and master of the universe and all it contains and that anyone who dares to screw up this wish dies immediately

**Posted:** Sun Sep 03, 2006 7:41 pm

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I am THE BOB

junggi

Wish granted. I died.

I wish I could die.

**Posted:** Sun Sep 03, 2006 7:46 pm

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Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state.-Plato