Corrupt a wish game

Ars

you were the world champion table tennis player until you lost both your eyes to freak accidents with ping pong balls.

**Posted:** Fri Sep 08, 2006 4:17 pm

lingomaniac88

You have to make a wish also.

I wish I had a million dollars.

**Posted:** Fri Sep 08, 2006 6:51 pm

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wobster109 · Riemann Hypothesis Offline Joined: 27 Sep 2004 Posts: 274

(a similar thing was published in a story once, something about a cursed monkey's paw) your parents die and leave you a million dollars Sad

i wish a utopian society were actually possible Sad

**Posted:** Fri Sep 08, 2006 7:01 pm

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Peace.

MaThWhIz2004

Wish granted; said society ends up like the one in The Giver. Sad

(Hey, I tried...)

I wish I could stop procrastinating on my homework.

**Posted:** Fri Sep 08, 2006 7:18 pm

drunner2007

wish granted... so now you do all your homework but procrastinate on turning it in, so you fail all your classes

i wish the next person will grant my wish

**Posted:** Fri Sep 08, 2006 7:39 pm

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zeb

WIsh granted, but I get bored so I also stab you.

I wish that I had a lawyer to write my wishes for me.

**Posted:** Sat Sep 09, 2006 8:33 am

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If this statement is true, so is Zeb's Conjecture.

K81o7

Wish granted, but that lawyer is very corrupt...

I wish nobody would be able to post after this post. (in this thread, of course)

**Posted:** Sat Sep 09, 2006 9:18 am

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MysticTerminator

wish granted. wish rescinded.

I WISH ALL THE MOTHERF***ING SNAKES GOT OFF THE MOTHERF***ING PLANE

**Posted:** Sat Sep 09, 2006 9:20 am

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I am THE BOB

Treething

THEY GET OFF IT AND INTO YOUR INTESTINES NOW B**** REALLY CAN'T GET A DOLLAR OFF YOU

i wish shoprite would have orange juice with pulp instead of no pulp orange juice

**Posted:** Sat Sep 09, 2006 9:25 am

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dude how can you even THINK that kim jong il would lose?
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MaThWhIz2004

They do but it's expired. Sad

I wish I didn't have homework...

**Posted:** Sat Sep 09, 2006 9:45 am

funcia

you don't but now you miss it Sad

i wish i was on a fanfic site..

**Posted:** Sat Sep 09, 2006 11:06 am

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Ting-a-ling.

MysticTerminator

LOL I don't even need to corrupt that wish . . . fanfic is already "exotic" enough ROFL

**Posted:** Sat Sep 09, 2006 11:43 am

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I am THE BOB

laughinghead505

I wish there was no school and I would never miss it.

**Posted:** Sat Sep 09, 2006 1:03 pm

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fireforce

Wish granted you now work at a sweatshop instead.

I wish I was Chuck Norris.

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Ars

You are now a life size copy of chuck norris only the real one comes and kills you before you have the chance to scream.
I wish that I could do anything I want

**Posted:** Sat Sep 09, 2006 1:20 pm

laughinghead505

Wish granted, but some evil magician guy makes you want to kill yourself.

I wish I knew everyone's role in the mafia game.

**Posted:** Sat Sep 09, 2006 4:39 pm

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junggi

Wish granted. You are the guy with two personalities, one of them mafia. Out of guilt, you commit suicide.

I wish I was bored

**Posted:** Sat Sep 09, 2006 4:46 pm

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Ars

you are so you decide to jump out of 40th story window onto spikes
I wish I could not die

**Posted:** Sat Sep 09, 2006 4:49 pm

junggi

Wish granted.You are bored.

I wish I could buy a wii

**Posted:** Sat Sep 09, 2006 4:55 pm

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laughinghead505

Ummm...

Wish granted. It's broken (whatever it is)

I wish I had all the money in the world. Very Happy

**Posted:** Sat Sep 09, 2006 5:35 pm

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