Corrupt a Wish Game II

pacman2812 · Yang-Mills Theory Offline Joined: 25 Mar 2008 Posts: 788

You know how this game is. Wish for something, the next to post corrupts your wish and wish other thing, and so on...
BUT, this time I'll add some rules:
1) Please don't post spam.
2) The fun of the game is to have creative corruptions. Don't make repetitive wishes, don't keep wishing the same all the time.
3) Don't wish contradictory/uncorruptible wishes (e.g. "I wish this wish isn't corrupted" is not allowed)
4) No direct offenses. There are limits about what is a "serious offense" and what is a "funny wish involving someone"; use common sense and don't cross it.
5) Rules are discussible; if you think that a rule ruins the game and/or you think that we must put some rules to try to control the spam, please tell me. Every change on the rules will be notified, and I'll try to put it in the top of a page.

I'll start.
I wish for pie.

**Posted:** Fri Oct 24, 2008 4:52 pm

1=2

I wish for a book that includes both the internet and 42.

**Posted:** Fri Oct 24, 2008 4:59 pm

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Hmm... apparently quoting Disney movies gets me muted on FTW. Razz

evilhamster

WG. The book is on the Internet and has a page number 42.

I wish for the day to be 25 hours.

**Posted:** Fri Oct 24, 2008 5:42 pm

pacman2812 · Yang-Mills Theory Offline Joined: 25 Mar 2008 Posts: 788

WG. You get lynched by laborers because they now have 1 additional work hour

I wish that this thread don't get locked.

**Posted:** Fri Oct 24, 2008 5:45 pm

evilhamster

WG. Threads are no longer locked, just deleted.

I wish for corn (last wish on the original Corrupt A Wish game)

**Posted:** Fri Oct 24, 2008 5:47 pm

mathblitz

you find rotten corn on a cob

i wish for some fried chicken

**Posted:** Fri Oct 24, 2008 6:11 pm

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Remember children DEATH IS BETTER THAN DEFEAT.

1=2

WG. It morphs into fricken Chai!

I want some chai, so I wish for some Watermelon.

**Posted:** Fri Oct 24, 2008 6:14 pm

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Hmm... apparently quoting Disney movies gets me muted on FTW. Razz

evilhamster

WG. You get a 1-pound watermelon. Oh, did I mention it cost $\$$ 29.99?

**Posted:** Fri Oct 24, 2008 8:16 pm

pacman2812 · Yang-Mills Theory Offline Joined: 25 Mar 2008 Posts: 788

No wish

I wish that evilhamster would post wishes with his corruptions Mad

**Posted:** Sat Oct 25, 2008 1:31 pm

EggyLv.999

He wishes that you are dead.

**Posted:** Sun Oct 26, 2008 11:09 am

pacman2812 · Yang-Mills Theory Offline Joined: 25 Mar 2008 Posts: 788

@eggylv: Read rules and don't screw the game. That's why this got locked.
Seriously.
I wish that spam would be funnier.

**Posted:** Sun Oct 26, 2008 11:45 am

aleph0

WG. But now everything is spam.

I wish that there was no spam.

**Posted:** Sun Oct 26, 2008 12:20 pm

pianogirl

WG. There is SUPERSPAM.

I wish for ice cream.

**Posted:** Sun Oct 26, 2008 3:54 pm

AIME15

WG. You get creamed with ice.

I wish that I was smart.

**Posted:** Sun Oct 26, 2008 4:40 pm

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GOALS: MC School: 46 | Chapter: 46 | State: 46 | National: 46 | AMC 8: 25 | AMC 10: 150 | AMC 12: 150 | AIME: 15 | USAMO: 42 | TST: 63 | IMO: 42 |

evilhamster

WG. Smart ForTwos are now being recalled and crushed because of a faulty onboard computer.

I wish that my Native American project's deadline would be extended to Tuesday.

**Posted:** Sun Oct 26, 2008 4:58 pm

Wickedestjr

WG, it is extended to Tuesday five weeks from now, and school becomes five weeks longer for you.

I wish that nobody ever got homework, but we also never got dumb.

**Posted:** Mon Oct 27, 2008 5:58 am

1=2

WG. We all live in a U.S. History Magnet school! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

I wish for World History instead of U.S. History.

**Posted:** Mon Oct 27, 2008 11:30 am

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Hmm... apparently quoting Disney movies gets me muted on FTW. Razz

Wickedestjr

WG, you have to learn about all 194 countries, and school is 194 times as much as it is supposed to be.

I wish that there were 195 countries on our planet.

**Posted:** Mon Oct 27, 2008 12:34 pm

alexhhmun

WG. Antarctica becomes a country ruled by penguins, and penguins become the dominant species.

I wish the penguins would be nice overlords.

**Posted:** Mon Oct 27, 2008 12:43 pm

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Fred Hoyle
"There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for."

Wickedestjr

WG, they are nice to everybody except you, and they bury you in the snow.

I wish that Antarctica would melt to free alexhhmun from the snow.

**Posted:** Mon Oct 27, 2008 1:21 pm