Lets Party

In English class we have to read the story "Of Mice and Men" by John Steinbeck. For those who havent read stuff by this author, then you are lucky. I remember in seventh grade he took like four pages describing leaves blown by the breeze. What. The Heck.

Anyway Mice and Men is not much better. For those who know they are going to read it here is how it goes:
Chapter One: Two guys go to a river. Oh so peaceful scene I gotta take ten frickin minutes on audio tape to describe it. Guess what one of the guys is hecka buff and is mentally ill but guess what you will lose points in the class discussion because mental ilness is a taboo in discussions so no one will sac up to mention it so you lose points in the quiz about his mental health. Oh yeah retarted guy's name is Lennie. Guess what other guy George is totally gay for Lennie but wont admit it. Lennie pets a mouse and the mouse dies. George tells Lennie to hide in some bush if he gets in trouble what the heck George is dumb. The end.

Chapter Two: Wow we find out its in the great depression no wonder why they were sleeping next to the river. Oh so they looking for job oh okay so they just randomly walk into a farm. Gues whatt tada they hav a job now. Oh the boss's son has a wife congrats oh what the wife wears revealing clothes? Thanx John Steinbeck nice image. Guess what they used the N-Word to describe the black guy! School appropriate! The End.

Chapter Three: They get some crazy idea to make their own farm and Lennie wants to tend the rabbits he is obsessed man obsessed. Oh and guess what this guys dog gets shot cuz they think its old what jerks(i know). The end.

Chapter Four: I dont even remember they just jack around in the farm and Lennie is still obsessed with the rabbits. Oh they talk about the black guy and the other guys went to go eff some ladies at the uhmm uhh cathouse.The end.

Chapter Five: Lennie says he likes soft things. He strokes the Boss's son's wife's hair. What the heck. He cant control his strength so the lady thinks he is going to rape her what the heck who rapes hair woman you crazy. Lennie starts shouting and accidentally breaks her neck oh woops! I hate when that happens! -_- He steals some guys shotgun and hides in that bush. The end.

Chapter Six: George goes to the bush and pulls some houdini hypnotism on Lennie what the heck then he shoots Lennis. Why! They were practically in love! The end.

Sigh.....

Researchers at the Ministry of Plenty have recently announced that a new foodstuff has been synthesized in laboratories. Their work was published in the respected journal newthink. The "corn dog" was produced from ordinary corn and hot dog in the revolutionary LFC collider. When production reaches commercial levels, millions more can be fed.

Corn dogs.

The beggining of a three day weekend.
YIPPEE!
Tommorow i am going to see paranormal activity with my friends 0_0. I may need to bring an extra pair of pants. Tell me what u r doing this weekend over there >>>>>>

Poo Raegus
My current new favorite word. Yes, i do have my own language.

To bosh- to pwn someone
narnar- awesome, cool
Poo Raegus- Used for anything.
Sagetariosis- A cuss word. a negative adjective.

Here, have an example at how Poo Raegus is used.

So er...
HI! HOW ARE YOU TODAY???

Gack! I had a math test yesterday and we had to find the distance between one parallel line to another. After a series of systems of equations, building equations, it came down to the distance formula.

Well, my brain did a major crap in its pants because it thought the distance formula was.

d= sqrt(x+x1)^2+(y+y1)^2

ughh... i did so bad on this test cuz there were ten of those types of questions.
FML