１：一艘船失事后，1名女乘客和10名男乘客漂到了一个荒岛上。
一个月后，那个女的自杀了，因为她觉得这一个月发生的事情实在太恶心了。
一个月后，他们决定把她埋了，因为他们觉得这一个月发生的事情实在太恶心了。
一个月后，他们决定把她挖出来，因为他们觉得这一个月发生的事情实在太恶心了。
一个月后，上帝把那个女的复活了，因为他觉得这几个月发生的事情实在太恶心了 。



２：有一个成年男子来到一家旅馆，他看到车库里有很多漂亮的车，于是就问老板，怎么有这么多漂亮的车啊，老板告诉他，我有一个五岁的儿子，他做三件事，如果你能跟着做到，这里的车随你挑一辆开走，如果不能，就把你的车留下，很多人做不到，所以。 他想，五岁的小孩能做到的，还能做不到嘛，于是就试一试。老板就带他到一个屋子里，里面有一个漂亮的裸体美女，小孩过去亲了她一下，他跟着做了，然后小孩又过去摸了美女的全身，他也跟着做了，第三件事，小孩掏出小弟弟弯了三下。



３：某男隐居深山,一曰赤裸身体躺于草丛中休息.突然来了个采蘑菇的小姑娘:“1个,2个,3个,4个,5个,5个,5个,5个...“最终放弃离开.此男甚爽.第二天依然裸睡于此,来了个采蘑菇的小熊:“1个,2个,3个,4个,5个,5个,5个,5个...6个,7个,8个......“


４：说白雪公主与皮诺曹生活在大森林里，一曰，白雪公主终于耐不住寂寞，抓住小匹的头夹在两腿之间说道：“说实话、说假话、再说实话、再说假话...”这样说了一千遍，公主才把小皮放开。


５：有一天一位先生去帮他太太买内衣，因为他从来没有帮他太太买过内衣，所以他不知道要买哪一种size！
　　跟店员扯了半天，店员只好拿水果来形容了！
　　店员：木瓜？！先生：no！no！
　　店员：苹果？！先生：不不不！
　　店员：莲雾？！先生:再小一点！
　　店员：鸡蛋？！先生很高兴的说：对！对！对！
　　当店员了解後转身去拿内衣时，那位突然大叫：小姐等一下！是煮过的。



６ ：一人经过一栋房子时，突然从二楼窗户飞下来一只用过的安全套，刚好落到他的头上。
　　 这人感到即恶心又恼火，于是他走到这栋房子的大门口，使劲敲打大门，
　　 一个老头开了门，问他为什麽这麽大力敲门，
　　 这人质问道： “谁住在二楼？”
　　 老头回答：“这和你有什麽关系？上面住的是我女儿和她的未婚夫。”
　　 这人将那只安全套递给老头说： “好吧，我只是想告诉你，你孙儿从窗户掉下来了


７：办公室里女白领要男同事讲一个既短小又有内涵的黄段子。男士沉思片刻说了八个字：“我是锄禾，你是当午！”



８：某男和某女因为没房子，在女方家度过新婚之夜。第二天早上小夫妻没下楼吃早饭，老两口没在意。中午，小两口仍没下楼。老两口以为他们昨晚太累了仍没在意。到了吃晚饭时见小两口仍没下来老头坐不住了，对小儿子说，你姐和你姐夫昨晚不会有什么事吧？小儿子回答，没什么事啊。对了昨晚我姐夫管我要一点凡士林油，很不巧我恰好用完了，于是我给了他一点我粘模型用的强力胶！


９：有两个渔夫在海边打鱼，一天一个渔夫打上来一条美人鱼，鱼尾巴以上是个超级美女，但是渔夫想了想把她放了，另一个渔夫不解，问："Why？"第一个渔夫耸耸肩，答道："How?"　


１０ ：一男一女在捐献中心碰面了，两人聊了起来。
女人说"我来献血，他们付我五块钱。"
男人说"我来捐精子，他们付五十块。"
女人听后考虑了很久。随后两人分手了。
过了几个月，他们俩又在捐献中心碰面了，男人主动打招呼"嗨，又来献血吗？"
女人紧闭着嘴一边摇头一边发出"呜呜"的声音............

１１：有一位男士坐在一台最先进的豪华喷射客机 ，突然肚子剧痛，要拉肚子.... 但所有的男士专用厕所都客满。
　　 但他实在憋不住了，于是跟空中小姐拜托，让他用一下女生厕所。
　　 空中小姐有点为难，但还是答应让他去上， 还很担心一再交待他不要碰任何东西，拉完肚子就赶快出来。
　　 于是他一阵慌乱进去女生厕所。当他拉完后，神情一阵轻松 … 发现马桶旁有三个按钮，分别写著 HW、HA、ATR ，他很好奇；想想这么先进的厕所一定有什么特别之处，但又想起空中小姐的叮咛 KK 。不过，还是很好奇，于是按了第１个写著 HW 钮 .
　　 咦！竟然从後面喷出清洁屁屁的热水。好棒！原来是 Hot Water 之意。
　　 他心想，真高级！连忙看第２个钮 … 写著HA 应该就是 Hot Air 罗！果然按下钮后，送来徐徐热风。
　　 真有意思！那第３个写著 ATR 到底是什么意思？
　　 于是他按下第三钮 . 突然一阵剧痛 .&@#!* ，两眼发黑晕眩了过去.

The sufficient and nessecery condition for being perpendicular to the common chord is . Let meets at , then being a parallelogram. Since , so it is enough to show that . Since , so we only need to prove that .

Let meets circle at , then since AA' is the angle bisector of , so O, M, A' are collinear. Because , so we have an equality: Let AO'=r, A'O=R, then we have , thus: Next we calculate . Since D, E, H are collinear, thus by theorem 4 of http://www.artofproblemsolving.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?t=100964, we have: Since in any triangle ABC, we always have . So: Hence we have Then use the fact that , we get: Now pluge them into our original equality, we get: Pluge R, r and AA' into this expression, and use the fact that and , we get: Hence: Hence , which means is the midpoint of AH, thus HF=OM. Since , so is a parallelogram, hence . So our problem is solved.

我校以２８：５６的悬殊比分惨败于１６１中学！！！

我以首发中锋的身份上场，在三节多的比赛中得到了５分左右．由于整体没有配合与默契，所以输得很难看．

期待下一场对８中，李然复出，汉超状态回升，跟８中拼他娘的一场！！

There are few synphonies that can interest me from the beginning to the end. The 9th synphony of Dovrak, From the New World, is one of them.

The second movement is indeed one of the most incredible piece in the world. It is so touching, and makes me feel very sad. I can remember that I used to listen to it when I was reading the novel "Murder on the oriental express". It was the good days in my Junior Three. I feel really sorry that I cannot get back to before......

The Furtwangler's version of the Choral is the best version of this symphony I have ever listened to. There was a Chinese version but not really good, I have also listened to the version by Simen Rattle. It was better than the Chinese one but still cannot make me THAT excited. Furtwangler really made history by conducting this synphony.

The first movement was very powerful. It gave me the impression that it was not as faster as the other versions, and that made it much more powerful than the others.

The second movement, in my opinion, was not fast enough! I mean, at some very points, i couldn't give the feeling of tense. Like around 9th minute.

I always had problems understanding the third movement of this great synphony, until I got Furtwangler's one. This movement made me feel very peaceful and silient, even some sort of sad.

I don't wanna say much about the fourth movenment, but the best places are the no-wording Song of the Joy and the ending. Especially the ending. I was totally shocked by it when I first listened to it. It was too excited. It seemed to be sweeping out everything. In Chinese, we say that it is: 涤荡一切的狂怒!!

This is the last post before returning to school, also the last synphony before returning to school. I wish me good luch in the coming week!

Next week, there would be the Ninth Synphony of Dovrak, From the New World, Conducted by Herbert Van Karajan and performed by Berliner Philomonica.


Shobber